every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
the sexual tension between you and the cashier your age at the supermarket
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
Cat: *whiny meow*
Me: *imitates sarcastically*
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.